This is, of course, intended to help all potential speakers, but it’s important to me to make sure that my speaking advice is explicitly targeted to women and other under-represented speakers.

The point of a speaker biography is to give people a little context for your talk. It doesn’t need to be long or elaborate, but it does need to tell people why they should listen to you.

So! You need to write a speaker bio. And you’ve been trying to do it for 3 hours now, and you’ve come up with “Me make smart ideas and eat cookies, which is for C”. Somehow you don’t feel like that will meet the goals of the conference or meetup you’re hoping to impress. But how do you do better?

Collective action

The easiest way I’ve ever found to write a biography or anything where nice things should get said about me is to get together with several friends and write them for each other. It’s much easier to say nice things about our friends than ourselves, and they’ll remember things as a group that we forget as ourselves. So let me encourage you to make a party of it. A little cookie dough, a heartening viewing of Legally Blonde, and you’ll find it much less stressful.

The formula

• Who are you?
• Why is this something you can speak about?

• What’s something fun that people can remember about you?

Here’s what I’m using for mine right now:

Heidi is a developer advocate with LaunchDarkly. She delights in working at the intersection of usability, risk reduction, and cutting-edge technology. One of her favorite hobbies is talking to developers about things they already knew but had never thought of that way before. She sews all her conference dresses so that she’s sure there is a pocket for the mic.

Yeah, they’re almost all written in the third person. It’s the standard.

So as you can see, I introduce who I am and who I work for. I have a sentence about what I’m interested in and why I’m probably giving this talk. My third sentence is sort of optional, but does make people ask me what I mean. The last sentence is both true and quirky.

Here’s another example:

Beepulon is a small orange katten just under a year old. He is an expert in making strange un-catlike noises, and also loud sniffing noises. When he is not meeping, prrbping, or snorfling, he enjoys breaking all the rules by standing on the table.

If you went to a session with someone who had this bio, I bet you would not be surprised to hear weird noises and get orange fur on you.

Here are some ideas for what you can put in your sentences.

First sentence

• Your name (and pronouns, if you wish)

• Your employer if they are paying for you to be there (if not, consider if they deserve free advertising)

• Your job title or community standing

Second sentence

• Your expertise or interests

• Something that relates to your talk subject

• Why you’re gonna be great at this

Third sentence

• Something personal, but nothing embarrassing or that you don’t want to hear about from others

• Something cute or funny

• A twist or unique take on your topic

Conclusion

A speaker bio doesn’t exist to tell us everything about you and your experience, just to give us a hint about you and your presentation. It’s stressful to say nice things about yourself sometimes, but if you fill in the blanks, it’s probably going to be a little easier. Write with friends!